Bench Opium Jacket
August 27, 2008 (2 days ago)

Bench Opium Jacket Get ready for the Autumn showers with these top notch jacket from Bench.

Hooded, great looking brown with dark grid lines all over, zipped pockets and a front zip cover thing so the wind doesn’t freeze your beer belly.

Available in sizes small, medium, large and extra large.

This Bench Opium Jacket is £60 and shipping is £4. BUY

Republic great online store with loads of good brands such as Bench, Crafted, G-Star, Drunknmunky, Ecko, Soul Cal and more with lots of items at good prices plus a few competitions going on too.


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Competition: WIN a pair of Nueu Corona Sunglasses!
August 25, 2008 (4 days ago)

Competition: WIN a pair of Nueu Sunglasses! We have another competition where Sunglasses Shop are giving away 3 pairs of Nueu Corona Sunglasses.

Daniel from Sunglasses Shop got in contact and said he had 3 pairs of Nueu Corona sunglasses to give away to our esteemed readership.

Dan says, “Summer may have been a bit of a wash out (again) but the brave people at Nueu headquarters are still hoping for some last minute sunshine so you can win yourself a pair of Nueu Corona sunglasses and get out there and model them for us. Nueu is a UK brand focused around board sports and if you tune into Extreme TV some time you may catch one of their skate tours. You can try looking on www.nueu.net or visiting their Myspace page for info. Pop NUEU into Youtube and see some exciting skate action and a bunch of guys that should probably be out working doing some amazing stuff on skateboards. Nueu is one of the un-heard, underground brands out there that may or may not become a ‘know label’ but for all of you that buy into style and want something a little different check out that they have to offer.

This competition has been made idioticly simple so anyone can enter, plus there’s 3 pairs to win so you’re in with a good chance. All you have to do is submit an Ask SmartGeezer question, add a comment to any post (with a correct email address) or join the SmartGeezer Facebook Group. Easy-peasy.

You’ve got two weeks to pull your finger out - the deadline is Friday 6th September.

The first three names to be drawn out the hat will get a pair of Nueu Corona sunglasses and get to choose what colour; Red, Black, Brown or Grey.

Bonus Round - Double Bubble!

Answer the following question via email or contact form to get an extra entry into the draw and increase your chances of winning a pair of sunglasses:

Name one of the Nueu skate team?

You’ll find the answer on their MySpace page - www.myspace.com/nueu


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Creation Crew Necked Striped Sweater
August 22, 2008 (1 week ago)

Creation Crew Necked Striped Sweater I like this jumper; great colours, nice cut and great for the autumn or winter.

It would go well with that jacket from Monday and you can also get a matching scarf with the same colours if you so desire.

This Creation Crew Necked Striped Sweater is £20. Also, get 30% off your first order from the Autumn/Winter Collection enter code - 6081. BUY

La Redoute - is one of those catalogue sites with loads of clothes for men and women. They have a good selection of men’s stuff wiht brand names, own brands and not so well known brands but it all looks pretty good.


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Converse White All Star Perforated Leather Trainer
August 20, 2008 (2 weeks ago)

Converse White All Star Perforated Leather Trainer You want simplicity, you got simplicity with this pair of basic, white Converse trainers.

No high jinx, no shananigans, no rough and tumble, no beating around the bush and no colour.

Avaialbel in size 8,9,10 and 11.

This pair of Converse White All Star Perforated Leather Trainers are £50 and shipping is £3 unless you spend more than £60 in which case it’s FREE. BUY

Stand-Out - a specialist men’s retailer with loads of items from brands such as Drunknmunky, Religion, Supreme Being, Two Stoned and many more. FREE shipping if you spend over £60…so get hunting!


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Soft Grey Chevron Jacket
August 18, 2008 (2 weeks ago)

Soft Grey Chevron Jacket The autumn/winter collections are gathering pace so take advantage of some discounts and good prices from the failing economy to snap up some bargains.

This jacket is pretty chic looking and ideal for smart or casual outings. Plenty of pockets, buttoned tab sleeves and made from 25% wool.

This Soft Grey Chevron Jacket is £95. Also, get 30% off your first order from the Autumn/Winter Collection enter code - 6081. BUY

La Redoute - is one of those catalogue sites with loads of clothes for men and women. They have a good selection of men’s stuff at good prices so well worth checking out.


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Adidas Y-3 White Honja Low Trainers
August 15, 2008 (2 weeks ago)

Adidas Y-3 White Honja Low Trainers These little beauties have been reduced by 50% so they are more affordable for mere mortals like us.

A great looking nylon/leather mesh front with suede trim, in white, cream and blue. You don’t play football down the park with these things.

They are available in sizes 6.5, 7.5, 8.5, 9.5 and 10.5. They are a small fit so pick a half size up.

This pair of Adidas Y-3 White Honja Low Trainers are £85 reduced from £170! Shipping is £5. BUY

Milan Clothing is a great site with many top quality brand names for you to drool over including Paul Smith, Puma McQueen, Nicholas Tate, Elvis Jesus and more.


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Peter Werth Black Cotton Shirt
August 14, 2008 (3 weeks ago)

Peter Werth Black Cotton Shirt I don’t think I’ve done a smart casual shirt in a while, so here’s a great little black number by Peter Werth.

Keeping it simple with just one colour and keeping it stylish with the stitching down the ‘Milk Line’! (Apparently it has something to do with why men have nipples, don’t ask me where or how I know but…Jesus, I need to shut up!).

Available in Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large and also available in white…maybe to hide any lactating stains!??

This Peter Werth Black Cotton Shirt is £40 and shipping is £3 unless you spend more than £60 in which case it’s FREE. BUY

Stand-Out - a specialist men’s retailer with loads of items from brands such as Drunknmunky, Religion, Supreme Being, Two Stoned and many more. FREE shipping if you spend over £60…so get hunting!


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Luke 1977 Brown Jacket
August 13, 2008 (3 weeks ago)

Luke 1977 Brown Jacket Something for the autumn/winter is this Luke 1977 nylon jacket in brown, also availble in ’stone’…which is beige in English.

Zip front with buttoned chest flap, a couple of side pockets and a chest pocket handy for your ipod, phone or pretend FBI identification.

Available in Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large.

This Luke 1977 Brown Jacket is £130, plus there’s also the Smartgeezer exclusive code - SMARTGEEZER - which gives you 5% off. Shipping is £3. BUY

Bagga Menswear - a great online mens clothing destination for fine stylish threads. Use the exclusive SMARTGEEZER discount code and get 5% off anything else.


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G-Star Indigo Samuel Blue V-Neck Tshirt
August 12, 2008 (3 weeks ago)

G-Star Indigo Samuel Blue V-Neck Tshirt Here’s a nice v-neck tshirt by G-Star, dark blue with thin white stripes.

Available in Medium, Large and XL although stocks are low at Republic so if you want it, get in there quick.

Republic also have a few offers going where you can get 2 items for £30 or 2 other items for £50.

This G-Star Indigo Samuel Blue Tshirt is £45 and shipping is £4. BUY

Republic great online store with loads of good brands such as Bench, Crafted, G-Star, Drunknmunky, Ecko, Soul Cal and more with lots of items at good prices plus a few competitions going on too.


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Joe Bloggs Brown Cargo Pants
August 11, 2008 (3 weeks ago)

Joe Bloggs Brown Cargo Pants If you remember in last week’s exciting installment, Lee contacted SmartGeezer to let us know about Joe Bloggs. Lee then had a word with Joe Bloggs and a lovely young lady named Fiona sent me a pair of these brown cargo pants.

Unless I’m colour blind I swear these are a dark green, even though they look brown on the site, nice loose fitting cargo pants with side pockets, back pockets and a pocket on each leg, all with popper fastenings. There’s also waist adjustment ‘things’ on each side so you can tighten the waist without using a belt if you wish.

So many thanks to Lee, Fiona and Joe Bloggs for them and remember they have also given us an exclusive discount code so you can get an extra 10% off. Just use the code - smartgeezer- at the checkout.

These brown…but according to my dodgy eyes, I swear they’re dark green…cargo pants are only £20.

So check out the Joe Bloggs online store today.


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